You and your boyfriend looked just so cozy and so in love just now as you kissed and cuddled at the lockers. I mean, really, it's adorable.
Yeah. Your boyfriend's mine by Prom, just so that you know. Sorry to be so brief, but homeroom's about to start, but you know, it's not too difficult a concept to get. Me, queen; you, baby-sitter. You're toast, sweetheart. Don't worry, we'll keep the PDAs low until your heart mends.
PS: Eat a sandwich. Damn.